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Okay, miss hamilton, do
You, uh, do you think you can

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Give a description

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Of the man who stole your purse?

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He looked american.

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Any other distinguishing marks?

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Not really. It all
Happened so fast.

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I suppose I have
Only myself to blame.

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How's that?

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Well, I'm a very appealing
Target, don't you think?

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I mean, a foreigner
Traveling in a strange land

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For the first time,

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Trying to adjust to new customs,
Unfamiliar with the language.

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I must have stuck
Out like a sore thumb.

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Miss hamilton, you're
Only from canada.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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I just assumed that would count.

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Aw, that's okay.

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Hey, woj, what's happening?

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The reservoir is almost empty.

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Okay. Who are you on with?

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Droughts aren't funny, barn.

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I realize that.

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Well, I mean, uh...

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According to this article,

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If we don't get some
Meaningful precipitation

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Or if we don't start
Conserving water,

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In a few months,
We could run out.

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I guess that means that
We're all gonna have to pitch in

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And do our part.

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That's right. Okay.

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What the hell is this?!

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Well, uh, it's hot dr pepper.

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Dietrich drank his.

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Just make a pot of coffee, huh?

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Here.

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Okay. But you'll
Have to live with it.

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Listen, if anybody's interested,
We got an opening in vice.

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Uh, midtown unit needs a
Sergeant of detectives.

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Any takers?

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Too dirty.

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Mail call. Sergeant harris.

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Oh, thank you, levitt.

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It's the buck I owe you.

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Sergeant dietrich. Here you go.

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Thanks.

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New pencil sharpener?

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No, that's an air ionizer.

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Oh, of course.

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I understand they're very handy.

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Yeah, they're very handy.

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Well, good luck with it.

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Sir? Hmm?

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Your mail, as well
As manpower reports

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Sorted into
Departmental communiqués.

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And this is your brick.

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What's this for?

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Just part of the department's

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Newly promulgated
Mandatory guidelines

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In regard to voluntary
Water conservation.

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Of course.

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Stick it in the "Toidy."

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I assumed as much.

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Why don't you do the honors?

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Oh, yes, sir...

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Since I am dressed
For that sort of duty.

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Captain, that was dispatch.

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There's a guy in the middle
Of washington square

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Starting a bonfire.

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Grab wojo.

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Wojo, we got a fire in
The middle of the park.

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Could be arson. Uh-huh.

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Sure hope we don't need this.

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Excuse me. Have you
Seen sergeant harris?

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I believe he stepped out.

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Thank you.

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He said something about
The walls closing in on him,

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And then he handed
Me these books

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And just left me sitting here.

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Oh, I'm sorry. I, uh...

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I'm captain miller. Miss, uh...

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Hamilton... Lillian hamilton.

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How do you do? I
Had my purse stolen.

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Oh. Sorry about that.

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It's not your fault, captain.

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I understand this sort of
Thing happens in the states

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All the time... I
Mean, back home,

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You can scarcely
Pick up a newspaper

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Without reading
Something dreadful

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About the crime and
Violence here in america.

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Are you... From somewhere?

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I'd like to think so.

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Okay, why don't you
Step inside, mr. Dooley?

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Well, I just hope you boys
Know what you're doing.

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Y-you disrupted a
Sacred ceremony.

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We're cops. We can do that. Oh.

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What do we got here?

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Walter dooley... Campfire boy.

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What?!

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Barney, you should
Have seen this one.

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Uh, he had this big blaze going,

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And he had these logs
Stacked up, like in a pyramid.

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And then he was standing there,

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Singing some kind
Of mumbo jumbo,

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And dangling a
Chicken over the flames.

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What for?

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I'm a rainmaker!

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Oh, of course.

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Give him a chance, barn.

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Look, captain...

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I'm not just some nut
Who was having a barbecue.

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I was performing a ritual
That can be traced back

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To the days of merlin,

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Augmented by new techniques

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That are based on
Solid scientific facts.

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Such as?

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That chicken was stuffed
With 10% silver iodide,

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In a sodium-iodide solution,

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Marinated in an acetone base.

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Basic ingredients
Used in cloud seeding.

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I covered all the bases.

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Well, we appreciate your
Good intentions, mr. Dooley,

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But I'm afraid it's
Against the law

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To start a fire in a
New york city park.

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So why did they hire me?

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Who? The city.

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The water department
Commissioned me

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To coerce the elements...

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And I have a
Contract to prove it.

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Had that on him. See?

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Looks official.

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"Miscellaneous expense voucher."

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Uh-huh.

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"Sum of 250 to be
Paid to mr. W. Dooley

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"Upon commencement of services

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"With another 250 payable
Upon successful completion

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Of said services."

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Seems to be
Self-explanatory, doesn't it?

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Uh, we're going to need
Some further information.

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You want to go with
Sergeant wojciehowicz?

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Come over here, mr. Dooley.

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All right. Thank you.

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Have any luck? Not
Yet, but I'll keep trying!

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Uh, we appreciate that.

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Arthur.

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Yeah?

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Anything happening?

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Not much, just...

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What about you? You
Working on something?

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Not really.

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Want to do some filing?

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Nah, no thanks.

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You know, the toughest
Nut I ever cracked

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Was this little one-horse town
Right outside of lubbock, texas.

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That was... Let's
See... Back in '33.

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Uh-huh.

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It hadn't rained in
A year and a half.

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The riverbeds had dried up,
The farms had gone under,

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The livestock withered
Up and turned into jerky

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Right before your eyes.

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Uh, I'm going to put
You in the cage now.

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I tried every trick in the book.

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I tried the aztec incantations

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And then the orinoco
Frog-flogging.

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I even sat up in a tree
Half the night with a drum,

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Pretending to be thunder.

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And what happened? Nothing.

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Not even a drizzle.

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Well, finally,

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I suggested the
Plaskan maiden ritual.

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Now here's what they do.

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At the stroke of midnight,

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Every woman in the town
Skips naked through the streets

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And sprinkles
Water on each other.

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And they went for that?

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It rained like
Hell! Ha ha ha ha!

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Oh, you should have seen it!

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200 bareback females
Jumping up and down

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And rolling around in the mud...

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And all grateful.

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You...

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I finished processing
Dooley. He's clean.

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Okay.

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And dietrich called
The water department,

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And there's some guy,
He's coming down here.

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Yeah, I know. He told me.

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Oh. Okay.

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Anything else?

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Nah.

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Well, yeah.

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I mean, I've been listening
To dooley and all his stories,

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You know, about...

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Making rain, the depression...

193
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All the places he's
Been and naked women...

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And?

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And it's just more of the same.

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I mean, it's got nothing
To do with him, personally.

197
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I'm just using him as a metaphor

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For the way that I feel.

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Which is?

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I could use a change
Of scenery, that's all.

201
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I take it you're referring
To the opening in vice

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Up at midtown.

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Yeah.

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00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:53,984
So, what do you think?

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It's your life, and
It's your decision.

206
00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:06,708
And if you think that's
What you want to do,

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By all means, do it.

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00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:17,720
Yeah, that's what I want to do.

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00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:19,811
Okay.

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00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,381
I'll submit your
Name with the others.

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What others?

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00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:30,666
Harris and dietrich.

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They want a change
Of scenery, too.

214
00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:34,937
When did they tell you that?

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00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:40,076
Dietrich was just in here.
Harris... About an hour ago.

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You mean I'm third?

217
00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:47,817
Barn, uh, miss hamilton just
Made a positive identification

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Of the guy who ripped her off.

219
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Oh, good.

220
00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:51,887
So, um...

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I'm going to go pick him up.

222
00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:05,056
Well, you could
Have said something.

223
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:14,110
Would you like a
Drink of water, too?

224
00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:16,079
Ho ho. No, thank you, miss.

225
00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:18,347
You see, I prefer
To make me own.

226
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:21,384
Oh, that's right. I heard
You were a rainmaker.

227
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:24,575
Oh, going on 50 years.

228
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I've always been canadian.

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00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:30,526
Oh.

230
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:34,130
Oh, magnificent country
You've got up there in canada.

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You really think
So? Oh, yes, you see,

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I served an apprenticeship
For two years

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Under an old
Ottawan medicine man.

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Oh!

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I remember sleeping in
A forest of virgin pine,

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Waking up to share my
Stream with moose and elk,

237
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And climbing
Mountaintops so high,

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You could get up there
And kiss the clouds!

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00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:59,155
I'm from windsor.

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It's about five minutes
Outside of detroit.

241
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,325
Oh.

242
00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:06,918
Oh, but... But it's very
Nice there, too, you know?

243
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,833
Yes, sir. Help you?

244
00:13:11,857 --> 00:13:13,502
Ernest lun. Sergeant dietrich.

245
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:16,906
Sergeant, your office called
My office about a mr. Dooley.

246
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:20,676
You must be from
The water department.

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Be right back.

248
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:30,419
Mr. Dooley! Hello, mr. Lun.

249
00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:31,820
What the hell's going on?

250
00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:35,391
Well, they had me arrested
For lighting a ritual fire

251
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In washington square.

252
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,450
Oh, my...

253
00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:47,703
You promised me that
You'd keep a low profile!

254
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:51,707
You said that you'd dance a
Little jig, rattle some beads,

255
00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:54,109
Maybe slap around a
Couple of frogs, tops.

256
00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:55,778
I-I tried all those.

257
00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:58,180
So you had to go and set
A torch to half the park?!

258
00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:01,050
That's a bit of an
Exaggeration, mr. Uh...

259
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,752
Lun. Mr. Lun.

260
00:14:02,776 --> 00:14:04,486
Ernest lun. How do you do?

261
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,856
And you are, uh...
Captain miller.

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00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,891
Captain miller.

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00:14:08,915 --> 00:14:11,928
So, uh, captain, just what is it

264
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:15,464
That the old gentleman
Seems to be charged with?

265
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,733
Creating a public hazard.

266
00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:19,168
I see.

267
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,604
What's more, mr. Dooley
Tells us he was acting

268
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,706
Under the authority of
The department of water.

269
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,674
Oh, well...

270
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:29,111
I don't understand how he
Could say a thing like that.

271
00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:33,015
You gave me the contract.
You even signed it yourself.

272
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,972
This your signature, mr. Lun?

273
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:40,389
Is there someplace that
We could talk private?

274
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,947
Certainly.

275
00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:52,935
You have to understand, captain,

276
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:54,103
That this drought situation

277
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:55,971
Has put the entire
Water department

278
00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:59,408
Under a great deal of pressure.

279
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,010
What I mean to say

280
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:03,479
Is that we have been
Forced into a situation

281
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:05,847
Where we have to
Cram conservation

282
00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:07,250
Down people's throats.

283
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:08,885
And they resent it! Whoo.

284
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:10,018
I can imagine.

285
00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:12,020
Every day it's the same thing...

286
00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:14,056
Cut somebody else's water back.

287
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,258
"How come my
Business got a fine?"

288
00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:19,295
"I don't want to take a
Shower with my wife!"

289
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:23,365
I mean, I go home at night,
And I am totally drained.

290
00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:26,034
Well, I can
Certainly sympathize.

291
00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:27,803
So, anyway, the point is

292
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:30,306
That when this dooley
Character came along,

293
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:34,009
And he was spouting off
About how he could make it rain,

294
00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:38,147
Well, I suppose somebody in
The office must have figured,

295
00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:41,005
"Why not give it a shot?"

296
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:44,086
That would be you.

297
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:46,955
Could have been.

298
00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:50,292
Mr. Lun, what is
It you want of me?

299
00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:52,661
Oh, nothing really.

300
00:15:53,819 --> 00:15:56,321
Would you let the old man go?

301
00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:01,369
Well, I'm afraid
It's not that simple.

302
00:16:01,393 --> 00:16:03,327
Captain...

303
00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:07,343
Captain, I'm afraid that
You don't understand

304
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,978
The gravity of the situation.

305
00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:14,149
I mean, if it ever
Leaks to the press

306
00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:15,951
That some drip from
The water department

307
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,986
Hired a rainmaker at
The taxpayers' expense,

308
00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:20,322
Well, now, that could prove
To be very embarrassing

309
00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:22,591
To everybody involved.

310
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,893
That would be you.

311
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,850
You keep saying that!

312
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,101
All right, get inside, clayton.

313
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,269
Where else am I gonna go?

314
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:34,370
That's him!

315
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:36,172
That's the man
Who took my purse!

316
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,006
I brought it back.

317
00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:41,310
Okay, what happens now?

318
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,146
Downstairs, see sergeant
Kogan, arrange bail.

319
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,714
Fine.

320
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,483
Dooley, this is coming
Out of my own pocket.

321
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,607
After this, I am tapped out.

322
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,255
Barney? Yeah?

323
00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:55,824
We got our man.

324
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,526
Good work.

325
00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:58,894
Gerald clayton, sir.

326
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:01,062
Picked him up in a coffee
Shop next to his apartment.

327
00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:04,400
And would have been long
Gone if it wasn't for her.

328
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:05,934
When we walked in,

329
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,304
Mr. Clayton and the
Cashier were embroiled

330
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,306
In a rather profane discussion

331
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:13,208
In regard to, uh,
Foreign-currency exchange.

332
00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:15,344
That canadian junk
Might look pretty,

333
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,879
But just try and spend it.

334
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:19,014
The guy wouldn't
Even take $50 worth

335
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,749
For a lousy coffee and danish.

336
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:25,287
Then he throws it in my
Face, calls me a deserter!

337
00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:27,678
I was in jail during that war!

338
00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:32,694
You didn't miss
Anything. Book him.

339
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,619
Clayton, you want to take
A seat over there, please?

340
00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:39,835
Sir? Yes, levitt?

341
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:41,269
I couldn't help but notice

342
00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:43,405
A new and challenging
Opportunity available

343
00:17:43,429 --> 00:17:45,641
In the fast-paced world of vice.

344
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,710
Levitt, that
Opening calls for a...

345
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,212
Sir, I realize I hardly
Merit consideration myself.

346
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,647
I was simply wondering

347
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:54,872
If any of the qualified
Personnel expressed an interest.

348
00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,156
Yeah, we all did.

349
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,658
Oh, really?

350
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:04,715
That's tragic, sir.

351
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:09,465
Well, it is, barn.

352
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:10,999
Wojo...

353
00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:13,502
No, really, I'm glad
He brought it up.

354
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:16,105
Somebody had to.

355
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:19,741
Look, some cruddy
Vice job comes in here,

356
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,110
And in... In one day,

357
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:24,113
We're all falling
All over ourselves

358
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,947
Just trying to get
Out of the place.

359
00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:28,884
Now, I'd like to know why.

360
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:32,354
So would I.

361
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:33,422
You go first.

362
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,957
Uh, gentlemen...
There's work to be done.

363
00:18:35,981 --> 00:18:37,326
This is not exactly
The time or place

364
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:38,560
For this kind of discussion.

365
00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:41,885
I knew you were gonna
Say something like that.

366
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,667
I think we all did.

367
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,169
Thank you.

368
00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:49,838
Aw, come on, barn.

369
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,506
I mean, it's...

370
00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:53,830
It's not just
You. It's all of us.

371
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:56,968
Barney...

372
00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:02,317
We've... We've all had
Our moments together.

373
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:04,741
Some damn good ones.

374
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:10,781
But... There just don't
Seem to be a whole lot left.

375
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:18,767
I got nothing to add.

376
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:21,470
Me neither.

377
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,873
Do you?

378
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,908
What the hell difference
Does it make to me?

379
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:28,610
I mean, one of you may leave...

380
00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:30,445
Eventually all of you
Are going to leave...

381
00:19:30,469 --> 00:19:34,438
And I'm gonna be
Stuck right here.

382
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,689
I'm sorry. I had no
Right to say that.

383
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,157
No, no. It's okay.

384
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:46,996
Believe me, I had no
Intention of suggesting that...

385
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,831
That any of you owe me anything

386
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:54,057
Or that you're
Being ungrateful...

387
00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:01,999
It's just that, uh...

388
00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:08,906
I've been watching you
Guys for a lot of years.

389
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:16,847
It's gonna be hard to let go.

390
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:30,405
I like your style.

391
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:51,226
I did it!

392
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,427
Dooley: what?!

393
00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:54,462
It's my idea. Mine, mine, mine!

394
00:20:54,486 --> 00:20:55,898
Mr. Lun...

395
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:58,901
Captain, I have to admit at
First I was skeptical myself.

396
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,402
I thought maybe I was crazy...

397
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:03,238
Had water on the
Brain... And I was right!

398
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,940
Congratulations. Thank you.

399
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,408
What about mr. Dooley?

400
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:10,279
Ooh, him. Uh... Here.

401
00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:12,147
I got to get back
To the department.

402
00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:16,384
When I tell them where
This rain came from,

403
00:21:16,408 --> 00:21:18,086
They aren't gonna believe it!

404
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,510
You're probably right.

405
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:25,127
Huh?

406
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:28,297
Oh.

407
00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:31,322
I never thought of that.

408
00:21:35,661 --> 00:21:37,806
Wojo...

409
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:39,808
Want to turn mr. Dooley loose?

410
00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:41,142
All right.

411
00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:43,133
Rain feels good, doesn't it?

412
00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:46,270
Clears away a lot of dust.

413
00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:53,622
Well, sergeant,
Everything seems to be here.

414
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,223
Even my bus ticket home.

415
00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:57,581
I didn't have
Time to cash it in!

416
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,498
Miss hamilton, if you
Will just sign this,

417
00:22:03,522 --> 00:22:05,434
You can be on your way.

418
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:06,768
Oh, good.

419
00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:08,403
Come on, clayton.

420
00:22:08,427 --> 00:22:10,339
We're going down for
Pictures and prints.

421
00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:11,906
What about my statement?

422
00:22:11,930 --> 00:22:13,742
That was it.

423
00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:16,167
Let's go.

424
00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:19,748
Arthur, I'll be back.

425
00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:22,005
I'll be here, ronald.

426
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:29,223
Okay, mr. Dooley.

427
00:22:29,247 --> 00:22:32,026
Sign for your valuables
Here, you'll be free to go.

428
00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:33,729
Well, thank you, sergeant.

429
00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:36,431
And I sure appreciate
Your kindness.

430
00:22:36,455 --> 00:22:38,400
Sure.

431
00:22:38,424 --> 00:22:41,035
Look, uh, sorry about
Sending you out in the rain.

432
00:22:41,059 --> 00:22:43,705
Oh, that's all
Right. I'm used to it.

433
00:22:43,729 --> 00:22:45,073
Where do I sign this, huh?

434
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:46,208
Right down there.

435
00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:48,810
All right.

436
00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:50,312
Where you go next?

437
00:22:50,336 --> 00:22:52,314
Oh, I don't know.

438
00:22:52,338 --> 00:22:54,516
But I've been thinking
About afghanistan.

439
00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:56,318
You know, it's very dry there,

440
00:22:56,342 --> 00:22:59,388
And it might be fun to
Muck it up for the russkies.

441
00:23:00,513 --> 00:23:01,757
I'll go with you!

442
00:23:01,781 --> 00:23:03,091
What?

443
00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:06,228
My name's lillian,
Mr. Dooley. We talked before.

444
00:23:06,252 --> 00:23:07,829
And until this very minute,

445
00:23:07,853 --> 00:23:09,698
I've never done
Anything spontaneous

446
00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:12,734
Or even interesting
In my entire life.

447
00:23:12,758 --> 00:23:15,570
I'm sorry about that.

448
00:23:15,594 --> 00:23:17,372
I'm a good typist, mr. Dooley,

449
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:20,442
And I can carry things,
Even pay my own way.

450
00:23:20,466 --> 00:23:21,610
I see.

451
00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:24,279
It's just that if you say no,

452
00:23:24,303 --> 00:23:26,582
Then the one
Opportunity I'll ever have

453
00:23:26,606 --> 00:23:31,552
To really do something
Will be lost forever.

454
00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:36,224
Well, you see, miss, I've
Always worked alone.

455
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,626
But, uh...

456
00:23:38,650 --> 00:23:42,530
I suppose a man of my age
Could always use a little help...

457
00:23:42,554 --> 00:23:44,833
Maybe even someone
To carry on the craft,

458
00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:47,135
You know, like when I retire?

459
00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:48,636
Oh, I'd like that.

460
00:23:48,660 --> 00:23:51,606
All right. Now,
I'll think about it.

461
00:23:51,630 --> 00:23:54,443
Well, goodbye, sergeant.

462
00:23:54,467 --> 00:23:56,400
So long, mr. Dooley.

463
00:23:58,003 --> 00:23:59,814
Uh...

464
00:23:59,838 --> 00:24:02,584
Incidentally... Lillian, is it?

465
00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:03,985
Yes.

466
00:24:04,009 --> 00:24:06,221
Did you ever hear of the, uh,

467
00:24:06,245 --> 00:24:08,490
Plaskan maiden ritual?

468
00:24:08,514 --> 00:24:12,193
No. But I'm willing to learn.

469
00:24:12,217 --> 00:24:14,329
Uh-huh. All right, let's go.

470
00:24:14,353 --> 00:24:17,599
Oh!

471
00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:19,723
Good a place to start as any.